About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Rio Tan Tanning & Cryotherapy and noticed something odd. The sign above the door seemed to be blinking in time with the hum of the air conditioning unit. Curious, he walked closer and saw that the sign read ‘Sale on Cryo Treatments Today!’ He burst out laughing—cryotherapy was clearly not his thing. As he drove away, he waved goodbye to the flashing sign, thinking it might just be the weirdest advertisement for cryotherapy ever seen.
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Rio Tan Tanning & Cryotherapy. He noticed an oddly familiar silhouette through the mist—someone seemed to be standing motionless in front of the cryosauna. As he got closer, he realized it was just a neighborhood cat, its fur standing on end from the cold. The driver chuckled and shook his head, muttering something about strange places and curious critters before heading inside for his appointment.
3. One afternoon, an enthusiastic regular arrived early for his session, only to discover that someone had left their sunscreen bottle inside the cryochamber. He rushed out, grabbed a bottle from the reception desk, and quickly returned. To everyone’s surprise, he emerged from the chamber with skin as red as Rio Grande but wearing a big smile—his usual after-tan glow combined with a newfound appreciation for cold therapy.
4. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up outside Rio Tan Tanning & Cryotherapy. Something unusual caught his eye: the sign blinked not just once or twice, but in a peculiar rhythm. Curious, he stopped and watched as the lights flashed ‘OPEN’ for three seconds, then ‘CLOSED’ for five. Shrugging, he drove away—but returned every morning, drawn like a moth to that strange neon dance. Eventually, a regular noticed him waiting and asked what was up. Turning out, they both had the same habit of checking the oddly rhythmic sign before heading home.