Lowe's Super-Save

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Lowe’s Super-Save, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This aisle is cursed!’ After noticing that every fifth box of canned beans mysteriously vanished before reaching checkout. Curiosity got the best of a neighboring housewife, who decided to check the missing cans herself. Turned out, her mischievous cat loved beans and had been sneaking them for weeks. The store never did figure it out, but everyone agreed on one thing—never underestimate the culinary preferences of felines.

2. In the late afternoon, a regular asked aloud as he pushed his shopping cart down the cereal aisle: 'Why does it feel like every time I turn around here, someone yells “Sale!”?' Just then, an elderly delivery driver passed by and shouted, ‘Because, my friend, that’s not a yell—it’s Lowe’s Super-Save’s secret sales siren!’ Everyone laughed, including the regular who realized he’d been had—and promptly added some more items to his cart for next week’s sale.

3. At dawn, a delivery truck pulled up to Lowe’s Super-Save, its engine sputtering like an old lawnmower on a humid day. The driver shook his head and muttered something about ghostly mechanics. As he opened the back doors, boxes of canned goods started floating towards him, as if guided by invisible hands. Confused but amused, the driver looked around, only to see a grinning old man in an apron waving from behind the counter. ‘Welcome to Lowe’s,’ said the man. ‘We’ve been keeping things interesting here for decades.’

4. At Lowe’s Super-Save, a little boy pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mom, look! The shelves are dancing!’ His mother smiled, thinking it was just her imagination, until she saw the boxes of cereal wobbling in unison too. Just then, an elderly gentleman pushing a shopping cart laughed heartily, saying, ‘Ah, that’s no dance, sonny! That’s Lowe’s secret way of keeping things fresh!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing the gentle swaying was simply the breeze from the air-conditioner.}