Las Vegas Surgical Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Las Vegas Surgical Center with an urgent package. As he approached the door, something odd caught his eye—a shadowy figure darting between the trees. Curious, he followed the silhouette into the parking lot and found a stray cat meowing pitifully near the dumpster. Turns out, it was just another late-night neighborhood adventure—nothing more than a furry prankster trying to sneak some kibble from the trash.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Las Vegas Surgical Center with an unusual cargo. As he unloaded the boxes, a strange humming sound filled the air, growing louder with each step inside. As he opened the last box, a tiny robot poked its head out and chirped hello. Turns out, it was a prototype for a new surgical tool that had gotten mixed in with the supplies. The delivery driver scratched his head and said to no one in particular, ‘Guess I’m not delivering pizza tonight after all.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Las Vegas Surgical Center with an urgent package. The sign outside read: ‘Emergency Surgeries Only—No Routine Procedures After Midnight.’ As he stepped inside, the intercom crackled: ‘Attention, patient in room three needs immediate attention. Please bring any spare organs you may have.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously and found himself clutching a bag of mixed nuts from Costco. He shrugged, opened the door to Room Three, and said cheerfully, 'Hey there, doc! I brought some almonds—should do the trick!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the supposed patient who turned out to be just a neighbor playing a prank.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Las Vegas Surgical Center with a crate of medical supplies. As he approached the door, he heard a tiny whimper coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small dog anxiously pacing around, its collar emblazoned with an unfamiliar name tag. The delivery driver gently opened the door, and the little dog rushed into his arms. Turns out it was lost on its way home from a neighbor’s house across town. With a smile, he took the grateful pup back to her rightful owner—a regular customer who’d forgotten to bring her furry friend along when she left for her surgery.