Kidney Specialists of Southern Nevada

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kidney Specialists of Southern Nevada and asked himself aloud, ‘Why do I always feel like someone’s watching me from that second floor window?’ Finally, he glanced up and saw an old man waving cheerfully back. ‘Morning!’ said the neighbor, watering his roses. The delivery driver waved awkwardly and drove off, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll never be late again.’

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kidney Specialists of Southern Nevada with an urgent package. As he got out of the truck, he noticed something odd: the sign above the entrance now read ‘Specialists in Missing Pieces.’ Curious, he walked inside and found everyone wearing white coats and smiling warmly. A doctor approached him and said, 'Welcome! We’ve been expecting you—you’re here for your kidney transplant!' The relieved delivery driver asked, 'But what about my missing pieces?' With a laugh, the doctor replied, 'Oh, don’t worry—they’ll be delivered separately.'

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Kidney Specialists of Southern Nevada one afternoon with an urgent package. As he stepped out, he noticed something peculiar: the office sign seemed to be blinking in rhythm with his heartbeat. Curious, the driver approached the door and heard a faint voice whispering from inside: ‘Please hurry, my kidneys are on their last dialysis!’ Turned out it was just an old man practicing for his Halloween costume. The delivery driver laughed so hard that his own heart started skipping beats—right on cue with the office sign.

4. One night, a worried neighbor knocked on the door of Kidney Specialists of Southern Nevada and asked, ‘Do you guys ever run out of kidneys?’ The doctor looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, 'No, we never run out of kidneys—we’re just specialists!' The neighbor relaxed with a laugh, realizing it was a medical practice, not an organ bank.