Dental Implants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A little girl visiting her grandmother pointed and giggled one morning as she walked past Dental Implants. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, pointing at the sign, ‘why does it say “implants” when they’re dentists?’ Her mother smiled and replied, ‘Honey, that’s because sometimes people lose their teeth, and these nice doctors help them get new ones.’ The child nodded thoughtfully, then turned back with a curious expression. ‘But Mommy,’ she asked softly, ‘if they make implants for teeth, what do real implant guys do?’

2. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Dental Implants clinic. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd on the sign above him: ‘Free implants for anyone who can prove they’ve lost more than three teeth laughing.’ Curious, he knocked on the door and a sleepy receptionist appeared. 'Prove it,' she grinned, showing off her perfect smile with just one chipped tooth. The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost dropped the boxes—his own pearly whites were now down to two.

3. A small dog wagged its tail excitedly every time someone entered the Dental Implants office. No one could figure out why until they saw the smiling face of the receptionist. One day, a delivery driver came in with a box under his arm and asked for the usual. The receptionist smiled broadly, causing the little dog to wag even faster. Turned out, she had adopted the tiny pooch after finding it hiding behind the reception desk during her first shift.

4. In the early hours of dawn, a dental assistant swore she heard laughter coming from the empty waiting room. When she investigated, there was no one there but an old poster on the wall. Curious, she checked the poster—a smiling man with perfect teeth. The next day, during a routine cleaning, she asked him if he knew anything about it. He laughed and said, ‘That’s my brother-in-law—never came in for his check-ups.’