Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver once complained, ‘I can’t believe I just saw someone fill their car with gas… and then drive away without paying!’ But wait—there’s more! Another day, another customer drove up, paid for his gas, filled up, and then asked, ‘Hey, do you guys sell milk here too?’ The delivery driver replied, ‘No, sir, this is just gasoline.’ The guy shrugged and said, ‘Oh well, guess I’ll just keep driving!’

2. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver once complained, ‘I can’t believe I just saw a car fill up with gas and then drive off without paying!’ Then another employee whispered, ‘That’s nothing—last week someone used an expired membership card, and nobody noticed until it was already filled!’ A delivery driver shook his head, smiling: ‘Welcome to Costco Gasoline, where loyalty sometimes means forgetting to charge.’

3. At Costco Gasoline, a little boy stared wide-eyed as he watched the pump numbers spin so fast they seemed to blur together into one long, endless number. Finally, his dad laughed and said, ‘Son, that’s just how much gas costs these days!’ The boy nodded wisely, thinking he’d seen it all—until they went inside for snacks.

4. At Costco Gasoline, a sign above the pumps reads: ‘If your tank is full, please fill someone else’s.’ One morning, a regular noticed that every time he filled up, exactly $49.99 worth of gas disappeared from his tank—leaving him with precisely enough for the trip home. Soon enough, other customers started noticing the same phenomenon. A delivery driver joked that it was some kind of magical pump, refilling tanks without anyone seeing. Meanwhile, a neighbor confessed she’d been sneaking extra gas whenever her husband wasn’t looking. The sign above the pumps now read: ‘Fill yours if you can; borrow ours if you must—it’s all part of our friendly neighborhood tradition!’