Cosmetic Surgery of Las Vegas

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dimly lit hallway of Cosmetic Surgery of Las Vegas, a delivery driver paused mid-step and whispered, ‘I think I just saw someone’s reflection in that window… but it wasn’t there before.’ The delivery driver shook his head, rubbed his eyes, and continued on his way. Later, over coffee with a neighbor, he joked, 'Guess I’ll never know if it was real or just another one of those Vegas mirages.'

2. In the waiting room of Cosmetic Surgery of Las Vegas, a small dog kept staring at an unusual sculpture in the corner. Every visitor noticed it too, but no one dared ask what it was for. Finally, an old lady approached the dog and whispered, ‘Honey, that’s not a sculpture—it’s just Dr. Johnson’s new mascot!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d been fooled by a harmless pooch and a plastic surgeon’s sense of humor.

3. In the sterile halls of Cosmetic Surgery of Las Vegas, an elderly gentleman adjusted his glasses and muttered under his breath: ‘I wonder if they offer nose jobs for dogs?’ A young delivery driver overheard him and grinned. ‘Actually,’ he said, ‘my dog just had one last week!’ The old man blinked twice, then burst out laughing. ‘Really?’ he asked, wiping tears from his eyes. ‘And how’s his schnoz now?’

4. In the examination room of Cosmetic Surgery of Las Vegas, a patient tried on every pair of glasses in the doctor’s office, searching for just the right look. Finally, she settled on a pair that made her feel confident and beautiful. The doctor smiled and said, 'That’s perfect! Now, don’t forget to take off your clothes before you leave.' A moment later, a delivery driver knocked on the door, confused by the sound of laughter coming from inside.