ClearVision Eye Centers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered ClearVision Eye Centers and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they say “visions clear” but never “ears clean”?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied with a smile, 'Maybe because ears are already clean!' The old man laughed heartily and said, 'Ah, I see what you did there—clever girl!' And he left, leaving behind a warm feeling that not everyone appreciates puns.

2. At dawn one day, a delivery driver pulled up to ClearVision Eye Centers and noticed something odd—a faint humming sound like distant bees buzzing. Curious, he walked inside, only to discover that every pair of glasses on display seemed to emit a soft melody when touched. As he ran his fingers over them, each frame played a different tune—classical, jazz, even children's songs. Confused but intrigued, the driver decided to keep one pair as a joke for his friend who always wore reading glasses. That evening, while watching TV, his friend put them on—and started singing along to 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' The next morning, the whole neighborhood was serenaded by neighbors trying out their new musical spectacles.

3. At dusk one night, a neighborhood cat began appearing outside ClearVision Eye Centers' windows, staring in with such intensity that even the staff took notice. One evening, a delivery driver commented, ‘That cat must be really nearsighted!’ The next day, an elderly neighbor arrived and asked if they could borrow some glasses. Turned out, it was just a friendly feline who’d lost its way home.

4. One foggy morning, a local jogger was making his way through ClearVision Eye Centers’ parking lot when he stumbled upon something peculiar—a pair of glasses floating in mid-air, seemingly unattached to any body. Curious, he reached out and touched them, only to feel a gentle tingle run up his arm. Suddenly, an old man appeared next to him, complaining about misplaced reading glasses. Turns out, they were just ClearVision’s new augmented reality display for attracting customers—an experiment that left everyone laughing and shaking their heads.