Chevron

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Chevron, where gas meets gossip, one day a regular asked aloud: ‘Who fills up this tank so often it’s always full?’ The attendant grinned and replied, ‘Why, that would be your own car, sir—you never seem to leave!’ The regular laughed heartily, realizing his own joke, and drove off with a full tank and an empty tank of worries. At Chevron, indeed, gas meets gossip—and sometimes even meets yourself.

2. At Chevron, one morning a delivery driver announced over the PA: 'Attention everyone—we’ve run out of coffee!' Everyone froze for a moment, then erupted into laughter. A nearby customer shouted: ‘That’s it? No apology or free donuts?’ The delivery driver grinned and replied: ‘Sorry, mate—next time we’ll bring coffee AND donuts!’

3. At Chevron, while filling up her car, an elderly lady noticed something odd: the cashier seemed to be talking to himself. Curious, she approached and heard him say, ‘Next customer, your total is exactly three dollars less than mine!’ Curious, she asked what was going on. The cashier smiled sheepishly and explained, 'I’m just helping out a new guy who started today. I told him my total so he wouldn’t feel lost.' A regular passing by chuckled and said, 'Seems like old Chevron has found a way to train his employees—with a little friendly competition!'

4. At Chevron, while filling up his tank, a man suddenly asked: ‘Why does my gas always seem to whisper “full” just as I’m leaving?’ A friendly mechanic overheard and replied with a twinkle in his eye: ‘That’s because your car knows you’re late for work!’ The man laughed, shook hands with the mechanic, and drove off, never again questioning why his gas seemed so punctual.