Baja Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Baja Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you see a unicorn wandering around the showroom, please do not panic—it’s just our new sales manager trying out her latest marketing strategy.’ One day, a regular came in complaining that his car was making strange noises. The sales manager, still dressed as a unicorn, calmly replied, 'That’s because it’s a unicorn-powered vehicle!' Everyone burst into laughter, including the delivery driver who’d been staring blankly at the neon horns on top of her head.

2. At Baja Auto Sales, one day a regular noticed something peculiar on the showroom floor—a tiny plastic dinosaur, perfectly camouflaged among the used cars' accessories. Curious, he picked it up and showed his friend, who laughed and said, ‘That’s not just any old toy—it’s their secret sign!’ Turns out, every time someone bought a car from Baja Auto Sales, they left behind a little dinosaur as a joke. Soon enough, our hero became part of the tradition, leaving his own dinosaurs with each sale.

3. At Baja Auto Sales, customers often spot strange items in the parking lot. One day, a regular found a vintage license plate from another state attached to someone’s bumper. Curious, he asked the owner, only to learn it wasn’t theirs—it belonged to the salesman himself. Another time, a delivery driver noticed an old toolbox left on the roof of one of the cars. He joked that maybe they were selling moving services too. Turns out, the toolbox was just the sales manager’s secret stash—he used it for his gardening supplies.

4. At Baja Auto Sales, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen anything like it!’ after unloading a crate filled with inflatable cars that seemed to multiply overnight. Upon closer inspection, it turned out they were just colorful balloons left behind by a local festival. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Must be some crazy neighbor’s prank.’ A regular customer overheard him and grinned, ‘Probably those inflatables from Baja Auto Sales again,’ causing everyone in line to laugh heartily.