Absolute Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Dental with a crate of emergency supplies. As he unlocked the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—was it coming from inside the office? Curious, he cracked open the door—and found the receptionist dozing off behind her desk, earbuds still plugged in. With a smile, he left the supplies and quietly closed the door, deciding that sometimes dentists just need their beauty sleep too.

2. In the early hours of morning, a sleepy delivery driver dropped off supplies at Absolute Dental and noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box labeled ‘Free Fillings’. Curious, he opened it to find only tiny toothpaste tubes and some oddly shaped dental floss. Later that day, a regular patient asked if they could get their fillings for free too. The receptionist smiled and said, 'Absolutely not!'

3. At dawn, a little girl walking her dog noticed something odd outside Absolute Dental: the receptionist’s chair had mysteriously transformed into a giant teeter-totter. She giggled as her pug tried to climb it. Just then, an elderly gentleman walked out of the clinic, scratching his head in confusion. ‘What on earth happened here?’ he muttered. The little girl waved cheerfully and said, ‘Don’t worry, Grandpa, it’s just one of those days when Absolute Dental decides to have some fun!’

4. In the middle of the night, a curious cat crept towards Absolute Dental, its eyes fixed on a mysterious light flickering inside. Inside, the cat found an old delivery driver dozing off in his truck. Startled awake, he thought it was just another late-night visit and greeted the feline with a friendly ‘Hello there!’ The cat, however, wasn’t interested in dental services but simply wanted some attention. Satisfied with his newfound fame as the midnight mascot, he sauntered out, tail wagging proudly.