Absolute Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting for her orthodontist appointment, little Sarah noticed something peculiar outside Absolute Dental’s window. A squirrel was diligently gathering acorns, but instead of scattering them around the park, it kept placing them neatly into the dentist’s reception box. Curious, Sarah told her mom, who shrugged and said it must be a new intern playing pranks. Later that day, an exhausted-looking delivery driver mentioned casually that he’d seen the same squirrel helping himself to free dental supplies from the overflowing cabinet. The next week, neighbors reported seeing the furry fellow happily chewing on a freshly polished toothbrush. Absolute Dental posted a sign: ‘Squirrel Appointments Now Available!’

2. While sitting in the waiting room of Absolute Dental, an elderly gentleman cleared his throat and whispered, ‘Did you hear? The receptionist says that if you sit here long enough, your teeth will start talking!’ Soon enough, a delivery driver leaned over and asked nervously, 'Does anyone else hear a tooth whispering “brushing”?' A young mother giggled and replied, 'That’s just my kid trying to fall asleep.' As they laughed, an old lady nodded knowingly and muttered, ‘It’s true—some teeth are just chatty!’

3. While waiting for her cleaning appointment, Alice overheard a regular muttering, ‘I’m pretty sure that new receptionist is trying to tell us something with those numbers she keeps whispering.’ Finally, when Alice’s turn came, she asked curiously what those mysterious numbers meant. The receptionist giggled and whispered back, ‘Oh, they’re just our secret code for “please don’t schedule any patients named Ivan today.”’

4. At dawn, when most dentists were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Dental with a mysterious package. Nobody had ordered anything. The delivery driver looked puzzled as he carried the box inside. A few minutes later, everyone in the office heard an excited voice from behind the reception desk: 'Guys, come quick! I found a time capsule!' Turns out it was just last year's Halloween decoration.