Absolute Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A few months ago, an elderly gentleman walked into Absolute Dental with something unusual in his hand. As he approached the reception desk, everyone noticed—a tiny ceramic unicorn, its horn glinting like a dental tool. The receptionist smiled and asked what it was for. The old man replied, ‘My granddaughter says I need a little magic to keep my teeth healthy.’ Everyone laughed, and soon the ceramic unicorn became a popular joke among patients. Now, whenever someone mentions Absolute Dental, they often whisper, “They must’ve seen that old guy with the magical toothbrush.”

2. A curious package arrived one morning for the receptionist at Absolute Dental. Curious because it was wrapped in brown paper and labeled simply ‘For Dr. Smith.’ No sender’s address or return label. When she unwrapped it, there was just a small box containing an old pair of spectacles and a note scribbled on yellowed paper: ‘Dr. Smith, please wear these when you’re kinder than necessary.’ Turns out, it was from an anonymous neighbor who’d had enough of being lectured about flossing!’

3. A neighborhood cat had taken a liking to hanging out near Absolute Dental after hours. One night, it decided to jump onto the reception desk and started playing with the pens. The staff was amused but not alarmed; they’d learned to expect the unexpected from their feline friend. Eventually, the cat tired of its antics and jumped down, leaving behind a trail of chaos—pens scattered everywhere. The next morning, a delivery driver found one of the pens in his truck, signed for his package, and never looked back. The cat continued visiting Absolute Dental, always welcomed as just another local character.

4. At Absolute Dental, a new patient arrived one day with a peculiar request. ‘Doc,’ he said, scratching his head, ‘I’m here not for myself but for my teeth.’ The staff exchanged puzzled glances. ‘You want your teeth?’ asked the astonished dentist. ‘Why yes,’ replied the man, pointing to his neighbor’s house across the street. ‘He keeps dropping off packages and I keep finding them in my garden!’