Absolute Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Dental’s parking lot and noticed something peculiar in one of the empty wheelbarrows—an old, dusty violin case. Curious, he opened it gently, revealing not a violin but an ancient-looking toothbrush with a crooked handle. Turns out, someone had accidentally left it there during a late-night cleaning session. The whole office had a good laugh over it for weeks.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Absolute Dental and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they call it “absolute”?’ The receptionist thought for a moment before replying, 'Because it's the absolute best, sir!' The old man smiled and said, 'No, my dear, because if you come here, you're absolutely doomed to never leave with your wisdom teeth intact.' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing.

3. One night, a neighborhood kid whispered to his friend: ‘Did you hear? The dentist’s office is haunted!’ His friend replied skeptically until he saw the light flickering on its own in the window of Absolute Dental. Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about it. One evening, a delivery driver passing by noticed the eerie glow and decided to check inside. He found nothing but an old, blinking thermometer left by a forgetful aunty. From then on, whenever someone mentioned ghosts, the townsfolk would just smile and say, ‘Oh, that’s just Absolute Thermometers’.

4. One afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled into Absolute Dental’s loading bay, he heard a strange humming noise coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw rows of teeth moving in perfect synchrony—like tiny dancers performing some dental ballet. Suddenly, one tooth twirled around and waved at him cheerfully! Startled, the delivery guy quickly backed out, but not before overhearing a muffled voice saying, ‘Next patient, please!’ Turns out it was just an animated display for kids’ entertainment, but that didn’t stop our hero from tiptoeing past Absolute Dental ever since.