About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the gas station and asked the clerk, ‘Do you ever notice how everyone here seems to know each other’s routines?’ The clerk shrugged, smiling. 'Yup, they come in like clockwork—same time every day.' The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully. ‘Maybe it’s because I always hum the same song while unloading my truck.’ A neighbor walking by chuckled, ‘Or maybe they just recognize your unique brand of roadside entertainment!’
2. One morning, a sleepy-eyed man walked into the 7-Eleven and asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell coffee that wakes you up or coffee that calms you down?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘We’ve got both!’ The man thought for a moment and said, 'I’ll take one of each!' The clerk laughed and poured him two cups—one strong as an elephant’s kick, the other smooth as silk. Half an hour later, the same guy came back, red-faced but grinning. 'You were right,' he exclaimed. 'This is coffee that wakes you up AND coffee that calms you down!'
3. One day, a neighbor stopped by the gas station and asked the clerk, 'Why does everyone here seem to know exactly what they want?' The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Because most of them are just getting their daily fix—coffee for Joe down the street, snacks for the delivery driver, gas for anyone who needs it.’ The neighbor nodded thoughtfully, then laughed, realizing he’d been had by the friendly routine of this place.
4. One afternoon, a regular entered the convenience store and asked the clerk with a straight face, "Excuse me, do you sell batteries that never die?" The clerk smiled knowingly and replied, 'We have plenty of those, sir!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in and said, 'Hey, I need some batteries for my flashlight.' The regular quickly whispered, 'Just grab any old ones—we’re out of the special kind!'