About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and exclaimed, 'I thought Planned Parenthood only did abortions!' The security guard replied with a smile, 'Not here, pal—we also deliver babies!' Just then, a pregnant woman walked out, holding her newborn baby close. The delivery driver scratched his head, puzzled. ‘Wait,’ he said, ‘I thought you guys were just for…’ The guard winked and nudged him gently. ‘That’s why they call it planned parenthood, buddy!’
2. One morning, a local jogger asked aloud: ‘Why does Planned Parenthood have such long lines of squirrels waiting outside?’ A friendly neighborhood veterinarian overheard and quipped, 'Oh, those aren’t squirrels—those are patients! They come for their annual check-ups and vaccinations.' The jogger laughed and said, 'I guess that makes sense then!' And so, the legend of Planned Parenthood’s squirrel line continued, albeit with a twist.
3. One day, while picking up some supplies near the clinic's parking lot, a regular noticed something peculiar in an abandoned shopping cart. Curious, he peered inside and found a life-sized cardboard cutout of a unicorn, complete with sparkly mane and rainbow horn. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that the unicorn was holding a handwritten sign reading ‘Free Hugs Today!’ The regular smiled, thinking maybe someone had left it as a fun surprise for visitors. From then on, whenever anyone picked up supplies or dropped off donations, they’d find little unexpected surprises—a tiny teddy bear here, a colorful balloon there—leaving everyone with a warm feeling and a smile.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he swore he heard a faint humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window—only to see rows of tiny lights blinking in perfect rhythm. The driver rubbed his eyes, thinking maybe it was just his imagination playing tricks on him. He finished his work and left, but as he drove away, he noticed a small figure waving from behind the curtain—a little robotic nurse with a mischievous smile.