Lidl

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, an old lady pushed her shopping cart down Lidl’s aisles. Suddenly, her granddaughter whispered: ‘Grandma, why do all the bananas wave back at us?’ The old lady smiled and replied, 'Because they know we're having a party tonight!' They both laughed as she picked up a bunch of bananas, which seemed to nod in agreement. The next morning, everyone in town wondered if maybe those bananas were just… dancing enthusiasts.

2. In the early morning hours, when Lidl's parking lot was empty but for one lone car, a delivery driver muttered under his breath: 'Why does everything always happen here?' All of a sudden, an old lady in a fluffy pink hat emerged from behind the corner of the building, waving cheerfully and saying, ‘Morning, honey! What’s so grumpy today?’ The delivery driver blinked, shook his head, and mumbled, ‘Nothing, ma’am—just another quiet night at Lidl.’

3. At dawn, when most supermarkets were still closed, a delivery driver pulled up to Lidl’s loading dock. He noticed a strange figure standing in the shadows, holding a basket filled with cans and boxes. The driver waved hello, but the figure didn’t respond. Curious, he approached and found an old man carefully arranging his loot. ‘Morning,’ said the driver. The man looked up, startled, then grinned sheepishly. ‘Just getting some groceries for my neighbor,’ he explained. ‘She’s out today.’ The driver laughed, shaking his head. ‘Next time, knock on her door—she lives right next to you!’

4. At midnight, a neighborhood watchman patrolled Lidl’s parking lot. His flashlight cast eerie shadows on the empty shelves. Suddenly, he heard a rustle from behind. Turning around, he saw only an overexcited a delivery driver, who’d accidentally left his headlights on. The watchman sighed and muttered something about modern technology before returning to his rounds.