Honda Lancaster

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Honda Lancaster and asked curiously: ‘Why does that old man always sit in his car, waving at everyone who walks by?’ The owner of Honda Lancaster, an elderly gentleman known simply as ‘Mr. Suzuki,’ would wave because he was waiting for his daily coffee from the café across the street. The delivery driver soon learned that Mr. Suzuki had been doing this for years, greeting everyone with a warm smile—even though no one ever waved back. It turned out that Mr. Suzuki’s wife used to do the same thing when she was alive, and now he continued her tradition, hoping someone might notice and carry on their sweet little ritual.

2. A curious delivery driver pulled up to Honda Lancaster one afternoon and asked: ‘Why does everyone here seem to be talking in Japanese?’ ‘Oh,’ said a regular, scratching his head, ‘they’re not really speaking Japanese. They just love their cars too much to talk while driving!’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile and drove off, wondering what other strange things he’d missed along the way.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Honda Lancaster and noticed something peculiar in the back of his truck—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no label or markings. The delivery driver carefully unwrapped it, revealing an old, rusty keychain that read ‘Lucky Charms.’ Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned Honda Lancaster, they’d say, ‘That’s where lucky keys are delivered!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Honda Lancaster and swore he heard an engine purring like a contented cat. Curious, he got out to investigate only to see nothing but empty parking lots. Finally, after waiting for what seemed like forever, the delivery guy saw headlights approaching from the street. He rushed back inside just in time to watch ‘Honda Lancaster’ pull away—with his own truck following closely behind! A neighbor later admitted they’d been pranking everyone with a remote-controlled toy car.