About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Dalton Square when a delivery driver noticed something strange outside the practice. The usually bustling street was eerily silent, and as he parked his truck, he saw an old man standing motionless near the entrance. Curious, the delivery driver approached the old man who didn’t even blink. ‘Morning,’ said the driver with a smile. The old man just nodded slightly, still staring blankly ahead. Finally, another neighbor passing by nudged him gently and whispered, ‘He’s been like that for ages—just ignores everyone.’ The delivery guy laughed softly and shook his head, thinking it was one of those quirky Dalton Square practices.
2. It was an unusually quiet afternoon at Dalton Square Practice when a doctor called out to a passing nurse: ‘I just prescribed three weeks of vacation to my most anxious patient.’ ‘Really?’ asked the curious nurse. ‘What did you prescribe exactly?’ The doctor grinned and replied, ‘Three weeks’ supply of tranquilizers—and a note for his wife explaining why he won’t be home for so long.’
3. It was an unusually quiet morning in Dalton Square Practice when a delivery driver heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Dr. Smith please report to the waiting room immediately? We have an urgent case of patient confusion.’ The delivery driver found Dr. Smith in his office, frowning at a clipboard. 'What's going on?' asked the doctor. 'Well,' said the driver, 'I brought in some new medical supplies, but your note says "urgent patient confusion".' The doctor laughed, shaking his head. 'That must be my neighbor's dog again—always gets confused between our houses.'
4. It was an unusually quiet morning in Dalton Square Practice when a delivery driver heard an urgent announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all patients and staff—your prescriptions are now available in Russian!’ The delivery driver blinked several times, thinking he must’ve misunderstood something. But no—he had indeed just heard that his English-only prescriptions were now available in Russian. A regular patient overheard him and asked curiously if he spoke Russian too. With a straight face, the driver replied, 'Only when it comes to ordering coffee!' Everyone burst out laughing, making it one of those days where even medical practices felt like home.