Ara Lancaster Smile Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an anxious delivery driver rushed into Ara Lancaster’s clinic with a worried expression. ‘I dropped something off here last week,’ he said, ‘but I can’t remember if it was a tooth or a hat!’ ‘Did you see anything unusual?’ asked Ara, her eyes twinkling with amusement. The man scratched his head and replied, ‘Well, there was this old lady who kept asking for her “toothbrush” in the waiting room.’ Ara laughed out loud, shaking her head. ‘That’s our new receptionist,’ she said. ‘She thinks she’s in a beauty salon!’

2. One day, a little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly at the sign outside Ara Lancaster’s clinic and asked, ‘Mommy, why does it say “smile” twice?’ Her mom smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, that’s just how they spell it.’ But as they walked in, they heard an old man muttering to himself, ‘Finally found somewhere where I can get two smiles for the price of one!’

3. One afternoon, a frustrated patient stormed out of Ara Lancaster's clinic, muttering under his breath, 'I thought you fixed my teeth, not rearranged them!' Later that evening, a delivery driver knocked on Ara’s door with a box labeled ‘Replacement Teeth #42’. When asked why he brought it, he shrugged and said, ‘Just in case your last arrangement didn’t quite fit.’

4. Have you heard about the strange thing that started happening every Wednesday night around Ara Lancaster Smile Clinic? People began noticing a faint humming sound coming from inside, growing louder each week. One Wednesday evening, a delivery driver swears he saw a glowing toothbrush dancing across the sky. The next week, an excited neighbor claimed she heard her missing cat singing 'Happy Birthday' in perfect pitch. By the third week, everyone agreed: it was definitely the clinic's new ultrasonic cleaning device—except for one old lady who insisted it was the ghost of Mr. Lancaster's great-grandfather, trying to warn them about his family’s secret recipe for minty breath.