Antelope Valley Neuroscience Medical Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver parked outside the Antelope Valley Neuroscience Medical Group, he heard an eerie voice over the intercom. ‘Attention all visitors,’ it said, ‘your brain waves are being analyzed as you enter.’ The driver shrugged it off until his GPS started plotting strange routes every day after that. Finally curious, our delivery guy sneaked inside and found himself in a room filled with blinking lights and monitors. A friendly receptionist smiled and said, 'Don’t worry, your brain just loves us!' That night, when he delivered pizzas, his GPS plotted the shortest route ever—straight through the kitchen door.

2. A curious neighbor was watering her garden when she noticed something odd happening inside the Antelope Valley Neuroscience Medical Group. Through an open window, she saw a doctor frantically waving his arms while trying to explain something to a patient who kept nodding and smiling in response. Curious as could be, our neighbor tiptoed closer and peered through the glass. The doctor suddenly pointed outside, yelling something about ‘electrical interference,’ while the patient calmly replied that he’d seen it on ‘MythBusters.’ They both laughed heartily, and the neighbor discreetly retreated back home, deciding never to mention what she had just witnessed.

3. While waiting for an appointment one day, a regular overheard two nurses whispering in the hallway. ‘Did you see that patient’s chart?’ one asked. ‘No way!’ replied the other, laughing. ‘It says he has a rare condition—his brain is wired backwards.’ The next week, another nurse joked, ‘I hope it’s not contagious!’ Finally, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘So what exactly does “wired backwards” mean?’ A nurse giggled and whispered, ‘Well, apparently his dreams come true when he wishes them away.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another harmless office joke.

4. While waiting for an appointment one day, a regular heard a nurse say to another, ‘Did you see how Mr. Smith’s cat is now drawing maps of our office?’ Curious, the regular asked around and found out that Mr. Smith's feline friend had developed a strange talent after visiting their clinic. It turned out the cat was just playing with some discarded paper, but everyone in the waiting room agreed it was pretty funny—and maybe even a little comforting—to imagine a clever kitty mapping their territory.