About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day in Meijer’s produce section, a regular exclaimed, ‘I just saw an apple talking to a banana!’ Everyone stopped and looked around, but there was no one there except for the fruit. Suddenly, a nearby delivery driver laughed and said, 'That’s nothing—yesterday I heard the onions arguing with the garlic!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe Meijer wasn’t so ordinary after all.
2. In the dairy aisle of Meijer, a delivery driver swore he heard milk bottles whispering his name. Curious, he stopped and listened closer—only to realize it was just an old carton shifting in the breeze. Shaking his head with a laugh, he muttered, ‘Must be those new talking milk bottles everyone’s been talking about.’
3. At dawn, when most Meijer employees were setting up shelves, a janitor swore he saw a shopping cart floating down the aisles. As the sun rose higher, another employee noticed that all the floating carts had left perfect circles of dust on the floor—obviously from spinning wheels. It turned out to be just an overactive vacuum cleaner, owned by a neighbor who came in early mornings to clean his own car and accidentally wandered into Meijer’s parking lot.
4. In the frozen food aisle of Meijer, a shopper picked up a bag of ice cubes and found something unexpected inside—a tiny note that read: ‘If you’re reading this, it means I’m late again.’ Curious, she opened another cube, revealing a doodled drawing of a shopping cart. In the next one was a hastily scribbled grocery list: 'Meat, milk, eggs...and don’t forget to pick up some flowers!' Turning around, she saw her neighbor smiling sheepishly from behind. 'Just thought I'd help with your weekly shopping,' he said. The story became legendary among locals as the anonymous gourmet delivery service.'