About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for his teeth to be fixed, a regular asked Guido: ‘Doc, why do you always turn off your lights when I leave?’ Guido smiled and replied, 'Ah, signore, those are not my lights. They belong to the dental school across the street!' The old man laughed heartily, realizing his mistake, and left with a warm smile.
2. While sitting in one of Guido's comfy armchairs, an elderly gentleman turned to the receptionist and asked, 'I wonder if you’ve ever noticed that every time I come here, my toothache gets better right after lunchtime?' The receptionist smiled knowingly and replied, ‘That’s because Dr. Guido always brings out his best jokes during lunchtime!’ The old man laughed heartily, shaking his head, while a young delivery driver overheard them and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll never win any dental humor awards today.’
3. While sitting in one of Guido’s comfy armchairs, an anxious patient whispered to the nurse: ‘I thought dentists only worked on teeth!’ The nurse smiled and leaned closer, whispering back, ‘Oh no, they also work on your wallet!’ Just then, Guido walked in with a tray full of gleaming instruments, saying cheerfully, ‘And today, we’re going to make that smile even brighter—maybe next time you’ll notice it yourself!’
4. While sitting in one of Guido’s comfy armchairs, an impatient patient complained to the ceiling: ‘Why does it always take so long here? First my teeth hurt, then I wait forever!’ Suddenly, a voice from above replied, ‘Because, my friend, first we fix your teeth, and only THEN do you get to leave!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor dentist who was trying not to smile while working on his next patient—a delivery driver with a mischievous grin.