University Orthpedic Surgeons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the University Orthopedic Surgeons clinic with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a strange clicking sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat diligently typing on an ancient typewriter. The clicking sound was the machine’s rhythm. ‘Probably just an eccentric doctor,’ thought the driver, shaking his head and delivering the package without further ado.’}

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the University Orthopedic Surgeons clinic and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Please knock three times before entering.’ Curious, he obeyed—and heard a voice from inside asking, ‘And what’s your diagnosis?’ The delivery driver hesitated for a moment, then replied jokingly, 'Sir, I deliver pizzas—can you order mine?' There was a brief pause, followed by laughter from within. The door opened, and a friendly nurse said, 'Welcome! Glad you're here for dinner too!'

3. Late one night, as the city slept, a delivery driver pulled up to the University Orthopedic Surgeons clinic with an urgent package. The only light on was in the reception area, and when he knocked, a sleepy nurse appeared—only to ask if he’d brought the wrong box. The delivery driver shook his head, ‘No ma’am, this is definitely for you.’ She yawned and took the box, muttering something about how it must be another mix-up. As she opened the door wider, her eyes widened: inside the box was a brand-new desk lamp, just like the one she had admired in the office supply store earlier that day. ‘Strange,’ she thought, smiling, ‘but maybe someone finally noticed my long hours here.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the University Orthopedic Surgeons clinic and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t mistake my package for an emergency!’ Just then, a sleep-deprived nurse peered out from behind the curtain and asked grumpily, 'Another emergency?' The delivery guy shook his head and replied, 'No ma’am, just a package.' She rolled her eyes and muttered something about millennials and their deliveries before going back inside. The driver chuckled to himself and drove off into the night, glad he hadn’t been mistaken for an urgent case.