About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Robert M. Kelso, DDS and noticed something odd: the sign above the door seemed to blink on and off like an old TV set. Curious, he knocked on the door, but no one answered. Inside, the waiting room was empty except for a small note on the reception desk that read: 'Closed for dental emergencies only.' The delivery driver shrugged and drove away, muttering about strange dentists' offices. Later that day, while walking past the same building, his friend joked, ‘Did you hear Kelso’s office is now open only when teeth are falling out?’
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Robert M. Kelso, DDS and noticed that the parking lot was eerily empty. As he approached the door, he heard a faint voice from inside: ‘Excuse me, sir? Are you here for your cleaning appointment?’ Turning around, he saw an old man waving timidly from behind the reception desk. The delivery driver sheepishly replied, ‘I must’ve taken a wrong turn…’ and walked away, laughing softly.
3. A little girl visiting her grandfather pointed excitedly one day, ‘Grandpa, why does that sign say “Robert M. Kelso, DDS”?’ Her puzzled grandfather replied, ‘It’s where I go when my teeth hurt.’ She giggled, ‘But Grandpa, it looks like a bank!’ Another time, an old neighbor stopped by and asked curiously, ‘Kelso, what exactly do you do there anyway?’ Kelso grinned, scratching his head, ‘I fix people up good as new—just like they fix up my car!’ The neighbor laughed heartily, shaking his head in wonder.
4. One afternoon, as patients were settling into their seats, an announcement crackled over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, could Dr. Kelso please report to the front desk immediately?' A delivery driver from across the street popped his head in and asked if everything was okay. Turns out, Dr. Kelso had accidentally locked himself in the bathroom while brushing his teeth. He emerged a few minutes later with a sheepish smile, apologizing for the delay.