Primos Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Primos Auto Sales, something peculiar started happening one foggy morning when a little boy walked into the lot. As he approached each car, its headlights would flicker on for just a second before going dark again. Finally, someone asked the boy what he was doing. With a mischievous smile, he replied, 'I'm just checking if these cars still work!' Turns out, it was his little trick to help his dad decide which one to buy. The end.

2. At Primos Auto Sales, something odd began one quiet afternoon when a delivery driver noticed an eerie humming sound coming from under the hood of every car he touched. As it turned out, the cars were just humming along because they missed their owners' voices. A friendly mechanic started talking to each car, and soon enough, they all purred like kittens. Now, whenever someone comes to buy a car from Primos, they get a little chat with the vehicle first—just to make sure it's in the right mood.

3. At Primos Auto Sales, one night after closing, a curious salesman noticed that every time he flicked on the lights in the showroom, the reflection in the window looked like an extra car had appeared. Was it just his imagination, or were there really more vehicles than before? One evening, a delivery driver mentioned seeing the same reflection while dropping off a package. Turns out, it was their own truck parked outside! The mystery solved, but the legend lived on as a friendly reminder never to judge what you see through a showroom window too quickly.

4. At Primos Auto Sales, one day an old sign appeared in the window: ‘Free Test Drive if You Can Find the Owner.’ Curious passersby tried everything—knocking on doors, checking under cars—but no one claimed ownership. Finally, a delivery driver named Alex noticed an old business card stuck inside the glove compartment. He called the number and learned that Primos Auto Sales had been defunct for years. Turns out, the owner moved away without removing his sign. So, anyone who took a test drive got a free lunch from Alex as thanks for keeping the tradition alive.