DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and said to himself, 'I hope they don’t mind if I park here for five minutes.' Little did he know that from then on, every time someone mentioned the word ‘five’ near the clinic, strange things would happen. Soon enough, patients started noticing: whenever anyone mentioned the number five—whether it was counting chairs or checking appointments—something odd occurred. One day, while counting five steps to the bathroom, an elderly patient found herself floating gently above the floor! Needless to say, after that, everyone at DaVita Dialysis became very careful with their numbers.

2. A neighbor was watering his garden one afternoon when he noticed something unusual happening inside DaVita Dialysis. Through the open window, he saw patients suddenly breaking into song and dance routines. The neighbor, curious but not nosy, quietly closed the window and went back to his chores. Later that evening, a delivery driver arrived with fresh snacks for the patients. When asked why everyone was so cheerful, he simply replied, 'Oh, they’re just celebrating their new playlist!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached DaVita Dialysis center and heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of patients nodding along in perfect rhythm. As he watched closer, he realized they were all listening to their favorite radio station—one with such great tunes that even life-support machines couldn’t resist dancing along. The delivery driver grinned and drove off, thinking maybe he’d found the secret party place no one knew about.

4. One day, a little girl walked past DaVita Dialysis and stopped in her tracks. She pointed at the building and whispered to her mother, ‘Mommy, why does that place make funny noises like it’s laughing?’ The mother smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, those are just machines helping people feel better.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then giggled and said, “Maybe they’re laughing because they know secrets about how to be healthy!” And off they went, leaving behind the mysterious yet charming dialysis clinic.