Best Cars Auto Sales LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Best Cars Auto Sales LLC usually buzzed with activity, an old pickup truck pulled up empty-handed. A regular approached the window, scratching his head and muttering something about ‘the ghostly salesman who only appears before sunrise.’ The salesman emerged from the shadows, rubbing sleepy eyes. 'Morning!' he chirped cheerfully. The regular blinked, then burst out laughing. 'You’re always here at exactly 6 AM,' he said. 'Must be a vampire salesman!' They both shared a hearty laugh as the delivery driver arrived, completely oblivious to the early-morning spectacle.

2. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Best Cars Auto Sales LLC and asked, ‘Why does your neon sign blink “SALE” even when there’s no sale?’ The owner smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Because, my friend, it’s not just a sign—it’s our little secret way of saying that every car here is on sale.' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking to himself, 'Now I know why this place feels like home.'

3. At closing time, a delivery driver pulled up to Best Cars Auto Sales LLC and asked the owner, ‘Sir, why does your sign say “Best Cars” in English but “Mejor Autos” in Spanish?’ The owner smiled and replied, 'Ah, you see, my friend. This way, when I sell cars to our Latino neighbors, they know exactly what they're getting—Best Cars!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and drove off, realizing that sometimes signs are just as much about communication as they are about selling.

4. At closing time, a delivery driver pulled up to Best Cars Auto Sales LLC. The salesman waved him in, but before he could get out of the truck, a small dog jumped onto the seat and started sniffing around the dashboard. The little dog then found an open window and wagged its way into the showroom, causing chaos among the cars on display. Startled, the salesman shouted, ‘What the—?!’ Only for his neighbor, walking past with groceries, to mutter under his breath, ‘Oh, that’s just Spot. He does that every Tuesday.’