America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of spectacles, a delivery driver pulled up to America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses with an unusual package. The store owner, rubbing sleep from her eyes, took one look and whispered, 'This can't be...' Inside was a pair of glasses so big they could fit an entire family, along with a note: ‘For when you can’t decide who needs reading glasses most—you or your neighbors!’ Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver, who’d been teasing the owner about her nearsightedness for weeks.

2. Late one night, as the streetlights flickered outside, an employee heard a strange humming coming from the basement. Curious but cautious, they descended the stairs only to discover rows upon rows of glasses whispering softly to each other. Curiously leaning in closer, they noticed that each pair was gently moving its arms—yes, arms!—as if pointing towards a certain display case. Turns out, it was just a new shipment of frames with built-in LEDs. Everyone had a good laugh, and the employee became known around town for their late-night adventures at America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses.

3. In the dim light of early morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: a small dog peering curiously through the window of America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses. The delivery driver waved and called out softly, ‘Hey little guy, you lost?’ The dog wagged its tail and barked back cheerfully. A minute later, an elderly gentleman emerged from the shop, rubbing his eyes sleepily. ‘Oh, hello there,’ he said with a smile. ‘Just our new mascot—we found him snoozing on the counter.’

4. In the dead of night, when even the city’s neon signs seemed to sleep, a delivery driver approached America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses. As he unlocked the door, a soft whirring sound filled the air—a noise like a thousand tiny glasses cleaning themselves. Inside, rows upon rows of spectacles hummed gently in time with each other, as if they were having their own secret dance party. The delivery driver, curious but not alarmed, watched for a moment before realizing it was just the automatic cleaning system doing its thing. With a smile, he left his package and quietly closed the door behind him—leaving behind another urban legend for the neighborhood to whisper about.