Today's Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the car wash conveyor belt—a small, dusty teddy bear with a tag that read ‘Found in Lot B.’ Curious locals started leaving their own toys and notes, hoping to reunite them with their owners. Soon enough, an old man showed up one day, claiming he’d lost his favorite toy truck from his childhood. The staff joked that maybe it was time for him to retire the ol’ truck, but he insisted it brought back happy memories. In the end, they found out the truck belonged to no one—it had been made in the 1980s, long before anyone working there was born.

2. One day, a regular pulled up to Today’s Car Wash and asked the attendant, ‘Hey, why is it always so foggy inside here?’ The attendant shrugged, not realizing that every customer who entered seemed to leave with their own personal cloud of mist following them. Finally, an old delivery driver walked in, looked around, and quipped, 'Is this some kind of new humidity control experiment?' The attendant smiled, nodded, and replied, 'Nope, just our secret way to keep everyone coming back for more.'

3. One morning, as cars were being washed at Today’s Car Wash, an announcement came over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention please—your vehicle may be cleaner than you are!’ A delivery driver, covered in mud and grime, walked up to the counter, complaining loudly. The attendant smiled and said, 'Sir, your truck looks like it needs a vacation more than a wash!' Everyone laughed, including the driver who, moments later, emerged clean and happy.

4. One night, a delivery driver heard an eerie humming coming from the car wash hose. Curious, he parked nearby and peered inside. The water seemed to form strange patterns, almost dancing in the air. Suddenly, the patterns took on familiar shapes—a dog wagging its tail, a cat purring, even a smiling face! The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just the reflection of streetlights playing tricks. From then on, whenever someone needed a laugh or a break, they’d visit 'Today’s Car Wash' for a ‘magic cleanse.’