Killeen Medical Home

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does everyone in Killeen Medical Home seem so relieved when I leave?’ The receptionist smiled and whispered, 'They're just happy you're not our new patient—they thought you were here for a routine check-up!' The delivery driver laughed, realizing his daily visits had become something of a relief for everyone.

2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Killeen Medical Home and called out: 'Does anyone here know why the receptionist always waves her hands like that?' An elderly neighbor whispered back, ‘She’s not waving—she’s trying to signal the ghosts of patients past!’ The delivery driver laughed so hard he nearly dropped his package, realizing it was just another quirky local custom.

3. In the late afternoon, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk and asked with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Do you know why they call it “Killeen Medical Home”?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'No, sir, I don't.' With a knowing nod, he whispered, 'Because it's where all the patients go to die peacefully!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the staff, who had heard that quip countless times but never tired of it. The old man chuckled and left, leaving behind a legacy of good-natured banter.

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver whispered into the quiet hallway: 'I thought I heard someone calling my name from inside.' As he approached the door, it slowly opened with a creak. Inside, a soft voice said, ‘Delivery’s here!’ Turned out, it was just an old lady next door who mistook him for her own son. The delivery driver laughed and left, muttering, “Next time I'll bring cookies instead.”