Vision Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dimly lit hallway of Vision Express one night, a regular noticed something peculiar—a soft humming sound like distant laughter. It grew louder with each step, but whenever he turned around, nothing was there. Finally, outside in the quiet street, the man realized that the sound had been coming from his own stomach—hungry after skipping dinner. He laughed at himself and entered Vision Express, where an understanding optician smiled and said, ‘Welcome back, sir. Your eyes are fine, just your appetite needs checking.’

2. Late one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vision Express and noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a soft humming that seemed to follow him wherever he walked. Curious, he followed the noise into the backroom where an old radio was playing softly. As he bent down to adjust its volume, he heard a familiar voice say, ‘Could you please stop fiddling with my station?’ Turning around, he saw only an empty chair—until his colleague, a regular visitor to Vision Express, popped out laughing from behind the counter. ‘You’re such a sucker,’ she teased.

3. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vision Express and noticed an unusual shadow darting between parked cars. Curious, he followed it around the corner—and there, in front of him, was just another cat, casually sauntering away. The driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘Another day, another mystery solved.’

4. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vision Express and noticed an unusual smell wafting from the open door. Curious, he stepped inside just as the store’s neon sign flickered ominously. As he peered around, he saw nothing but rows of glasses and frames—until he heard a voice from behind the counter: ‘Hey, you’re blocking my light!’ Turns out, it was just an old man adjusting his own specs. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll check twice before assuming the worst.’