The Dental Practice Bexleyheath

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular patient arrived early one morning, only to discover an oddly familiar toothbrush among the dental instruments on the receptionist’s desk. Who left it there? And why? As she picked up the toothbrush curiously, a delivery driver walked in with another package for the practice. ‘Hey,’ he said, grinning sheepishly, ‘I must’ve dropped mine here last week.’ The receptionist laughed and waved him off, shaking her head fondly—another friendly face from their small town.

2. A delivery driver dropped off a package late one afternoon and noticed something unusual on the doorstep—a small envelope addressed simply to ‘The Dentist.’ Curious, he opened it to find a note reading: ‘Please take good care of our teeth today!’ Inside was another surprise—a tiny toothbrush with a note: ‘Use this once for us!’ The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove away, wondering if anyone would actually follow such an odd request. Later that evening, a neighbor saw him brushing his teeth vigorously outside his van—obviously following instructions to the letter.

3. One night, while closing up shop, the receptionist overheard an eerie announcement over the intercom: ‘To all patients, please be advised that your dental implants may require slightly longer chewing times than usual.’ Curious, she went to investigate and found nothing amiss. The next day, however, a delivery driver mentioned he heard something similar from another branch. It turned out to be a new software update causing a glitch in the office announcements. Since then, whenever someone mentions it, everyone just smiles and jokes about how their teeth now digest food like a well-oiled machine.

4. In the dead of night, when even the city seemed asleep, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Dental Practice Bexleyheath. As he approached the building, a strange glow flickered from within. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist diligently working on a mannequin’s tooth. Startled, the driver cleared his throat, causing the dentist to jump out of his chair with a start. Turning around, they both burst into laughter—apparently, the late-night visitor had interrupted an especially entertaining dental comedy show.