Portman Smile Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Portman when a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something strange: every time he looked at the clock on the wall, it seemed to move backwards. Finally, the delivery driver realized that his watch was five minutes fast. He laughed and walked into the clinic, where everyone was still smiling and working away as if nothing had happened. The only thing out of place was the backward-moving clock, which nobody seemed to notice except for him.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the curb one afternoon, noticing something odd. The usually bustling dental clinic was eerily quiet. As he approached the door, he heard faint laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat dancing around with a toothbrush, humming some tune. ‘What on earth…?’ thought the delivery driver. Turns out, it was just the dentist practicing his morning routine before seeing patients. Everyone had the day off for some mysterious reason.’

3. A regular patient asked the receptionist one day: ‘Why does Dr. Portman always seem so happy after treating patients?’ The receptionist smiled knowingly and whispered, 'Well, he’s a dentist, but he must be on a secret sugar diet!' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, realizing that maybe happiness is as simple as a sweet tooth.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to the curb one morning, puzzled by the strange sight inside Portman Smile Clinic. Inside, he saw only a row of smiling mannequins and dentists in brightly colored scrubs dancing to an upbeat tune. Confused, he asked one of them where to sign for his package. With a big smile, they replied, ‘Just leave it with our friendly receptionist, who’s not here today.’ The delivery guy shrugged and left, never realizing he’d just been part of their morning routine.