New Road Dental Practice

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside New Road Dental Practice, he noticed an unusual sign taped to the door. It read: ‘Today’s special: no cavities guaranteed!’ The delivery driver cracked a smile and thought, 'Now that sounds too good to be true!' As he walked away, he heard a voice from inside: 'Hey, wait a minute—we never said it was permanent!' Turning around, he saw an old man waving from the window with a mischievous twinkle in his eye.

2. One day, while a dental hygienist was cleaning teeth in one of the back rooms, she heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Please excuse our inconvenience, but could you please floss more gently? Your technique is causing us some discomfort.’ Curious, the hygienist asked if anyone was there. A quiet reply came through: 'Just my great-grandmother’s wisdom teeth, they’re a bit sensitive.' Turning around, she found only a delivery driver dozing off in the waiting room. Everyone had a good laugh that day.

3. A little boy visiting his grandmother pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mama, look! The toothbrush is dancing!’ Everyone turned around to see the electric toothbrush moving erratically on its own. The receptionist smiled knowingly. 'That happens sometimes,' she said calmly. A delivery driver passing by commented, 'Probably just a loose wire.' And soon everyone forgot about it—until another patient reported their toothpaste singing in the morning.

4. Have you heard about the time someone asked if they could borrow a toothbrush from New Road Dental Practice? Nobody ever does that! A delivery driver once stopped by and asked if he could use their bathroom—only to be told, ‘Sir, we only clean teeth here!’ Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing.