Morrisons Daily

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular noticed something odd: every time he passed the same aisle, an entire row of bananas seemed to be smiling back at him from their yellow boxes. Curious, he mentioned it to his neighbors, and soon everyone in the neighborhood was stopping by Morrissons just to see the banana smiles. One day, a delivery driver confessed that he swapped out ordinary bananas with ones from a local circus act, thinking it would make customers happy. The store never stopped receiving funny looks—and occasional waves—from its unusual fruit selection.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman exclaimed to his shopping companion: ‘I swear, I just saw that same cashier ringing up groceries in reverse order!’ His friend chuckled and shook his head: ‘You’re probably right, old timer.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked past with a box labeled “Reverso” on it. The old man grinned mischievously, ‘See? Even our deliveries come back to us!’

3. At dawn, a delivery driver arrived early as usual. Unloading crates of fresh produce, he noticed something peculiar—each banana box seemed heavier than it should be. Curious, he opened one crate and found nothing but handfuls of bananas, each wrapped in tiny packets of butter! Turned out, someone had mistakenly marked them for the bakery section. By lunchtime, everyone in town was talking about Morrisons’ new ‘butter-banana’ deal.

4. In the dairy section one afternoon, a small boy pointed excitedly at the milk cartons. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, ‘why do they keep changing the cows’ expressions?’ His mom smiled and replied softly, ‘They’re not changing, sweetie—they just paint different faces on each box.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully before turning back to his mom with another question: ‘Then why don’t they paint them all happy?’