Morrisons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries, an announcement crackled over the store’s PA: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve just received a special shipment of bananas from South America. But be warned: these bananas are said to grant you super-speed for exactly three minutes after eating them.’ Soon enough, shoppers started racing through aisles, zipping past each other like blurry ghosts. Soon, the entire store resembled a scene from a circus: people flying over shelves, bumping into each other mid-air, and sending boxes of cereal raining down. A delivery driver tried to navigate his truck through the chaos but ended up parking it sideways in the dairy section. Finally, one particularly determined customer managed to eat a banana—and nothing happened. She calmly picked up some milk, smiled at her stunned neighbors, and whispered, 'Guess I’ll wait my turn.'

2. In the aisles of Morrisons, a little boy named Timmy kept pointing and giggling. His mom asked what was so funny, but he just pointed again—this time at the apples that seemed to be winking at him. Suddenly, an old lady in the next aisle turned around and smiled warmly. ‘Oh, those apples always look like they're dancing,’ she said with a twinkle in her eye. Mom laughed it off, but as they walked away, Timmy whispered, “Mum, I’m pretty sure they were winking back.”

3. In the chilly pre-dawn hours, a delivery driver pulled up to Morrisons with a mysterious crate marked ‘DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.’ The driver shrugged and said, 'Just unloading like any other day.' As he walked away, someone noticed the crate had a tiny label reading “Free Samples – Try First Thing.” Inside were hundreds of warm, freshly baked muffins. The neighbors gathered for an impromptu breakfast, gossiping and laughing over their unexpected treat.

4. In the early morning fog, a delivery driver pulled up to Morrisons with a mysterious box marked ‘DO NOT OPEN UNTIL SUNRISE.’ As the sun rose, the curious driver carefully unwrapped the package. Inside was a giant packet of Morrisons’ famous breakfast cereals—just one box larger than usual. The store manager laughed and said, 'Morrisons always finds ways to surprise us!'