Hillton Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Hillton Dentistry and declared, 'I feel like my teeth are talking to me!' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, maybe they just want to tell you breakfast is ready.' The dentist laughed gently and said, ‘Sir, it’s probably time for your biannual check-up.’ A few minutes later, a young delivery driver popped his head in and asked if everything was okay. The old man whispered back, ‘They’re saying I owe them two years’ worth of breakfast!’

2. A young delivery driver pulled up to Hillton Dentistry one afternoon with a big smile on his face. ‘Guess what,’ he said aloud as he jumped out of his truck. ‘Today’s shipment includes something extra special!’ ‘I bet Dr. Hillton will love it!’ he exclaimed, not realizing that today was actually Dr. Hillton’s dental hygiene day. As he walked in, everyone froze mid-task—even the patients stopped chewing their gum. Turns out, the “extra special” item was a giant box of floss.’

3. A curious neighbor once asked the staff at Hillton Dentistry: ‘Do you ever get patients who come in just for a second opinion on their good mood?’ One day, a delivery driver walked in and asked with a big smile: ‘Can I schedule an appointment for my excellent service rating?’ The receptionist looked puzzled but replied warmly, ‘We don’t do that here, sir.’ The neighbor overheard it all and shook his head, muttering, ‘These dentists are missing out on some great marketing!’

4. One day, a sign appeared outside Hillton Dentistry that read: 'Last Chance Smile Adjustment!' Passersby couldn't help but wonder if it meant something more than just teeth. Inside, an old man in a lab coat announced with a twinkle in his eye: 'Today's your lucky day—we're giving away free smiles until midnight!' A delivery driver walked in next, asking nervously, 'Is that for everyone?' The dentist replied, 'Only if you can fit through the door.'