Guy Salmon Land Rover

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the back seat of his Land Rover—an old, weathered map with an unfamiliar landmark marked in red ink. Curious, he flipped it over and found a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Turn here for best coffee in town.’ The next day, he followed the directions and discovered a quaint café run by a friendly neighbor. Now, whenever anyone asks where to get the best cup of joe, they simply say, “Ask Guy Salmon’s delivery guy.”

2. A curious neighbor parked his car next to Guy Salmon Land Rover one evening and found himself locked out. As he fumbled with his keys, he heard an unusual sound from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a salesman demonstrating a new model—only it seemed as if he were talking to someone invisible. The neighbor watched in amazement as the salesman gestured animatedly towards an empty seat in the passenger’s side. ‘Perfect fit,’ he exclaimed, adjusting something on the dashboard. Suddenly, a small dog popped its head out of nowhere and wagged happily. Turns out, the salesman was just showing off the latest navigation feature—a virtual pet navigator! The neighbor left, shaking his head and smiling, thinking, “That’ll teach me not to leave my phone at home.”

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up outside Guy Salmon Land Rover and noticed an unusual reflection in the showroom window. Curious, he peered closer and saw his own reflection—only it was wearing a suit and tie, holding a clipboard, and standing behind a desk filled with papers. Startled, he knocked over a nearby display model, causing everyone in the neighborhood to look out their windows. Turns out, his reflection had been waiting for him all along.