Costcutter Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costcutter Express, a regular noticed something odd one morning. Every time he pushed his shopping cart past the dairy aisle, an automated voice whispered, ‘Milk today is not just milk—it’s magic!’ One day, a delivery driver overheard the whispering and decided to investigate. To everyone's surprise, he found nothing but ordinary milk. Yet whenever anyone mentioned it, the voice grew louder—until finally, someone asked if they could buy silence. The manager smiled and said, 'Only loyalty points for you!' And from then on, Costcutter Express became known as the store with the talkative dairy section.

2. At Costcutter Express, a delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why does everything in the store seem to move just a little bit slower when I’m here?’ It turned out that an elderly neighbor had placed a slow-motion charm on the shelves every time someone from Costcutter delivered groceries. She believed it helped things last longer and save money. The delivery driver never mentioned it again, but everyone in town started joking about his ‘magical’ deliveries.

3. At Costcutter Express, a delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why does everything in the dairy section look like it’s smiling back at me?’ The manager chuckled and replied, 'Because these are our happy cows' milk!' The delivery driver shook his head, grinning. 'Next time I’ll know why everyone here looks so friendly.'

4. At Costcutter Express, a delivery driver once noticed an unusual announcement over the loudspeaker. Each day at exactly 3 PM, it would say, 'Please return your flying shopping bags to customer service.' Curious, the driver investigated and found that every afternoon, customers’ plastic bags mysteriously took off like little kites, carried away by a gentle breeze from the open doors. With a smile, he started helping them retrieve their errant bags, becoming something of a local hero among the neighbors who’d come to expect his daily antics at 3 PM.