Bolney Court Dental Practice

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived at Bolney Court Dental Practice with an unusual package. As he opened the door, a strange scent wafted through the air—something between freshly baked cookies and old books. Curious, he peeked inside and found a box filled with tiny toothbrushes shaped like animals. Turns out, it was a promotional gift from a local dental fair. The whole office spent the day laughing and trading their new furry friends, making what started as an odd delivery into a memorable moment for everyone.

2. One day, a regular patient asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder why our dentist always seems so happy?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'I often think he must be secretly laughing at something funny we've said.' The patient shook his head with a smile, 'No, I bet it's because he's got some amazing dental insurance!' They both burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life's little mysteries are best left unsolved.

3. One morning, as patients were settling in for their check-ups, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention please—if anyone here has recently found a new tooth fairy, could you kindly bring her to Reception?' A puzzled nurse asked, ‘What do you mean “new”?’ And just then, an elderly gentleman raised his hand and said, ‘I might know someone…’ Turned out he’d been keeping tabs on a particularly talkative mouse who liked leaving tiny teeth around.}

4. At dawn, when most dental practices are quiet, someone began leaving tiny notes in the parking lot of Bolney Court Dental Practice. Each note read simply: 'Your next appointment is with nature.' One morning, a delivery driver found one of those notes and joked, ‘I guess I’m late for my own appointment!’ Soon enough, everyone in the neighborhood was leaving them as pranks. The practice’s receptionist finally posted a sign: “Dear Nature, your appointments are booked solid until further notice.” It became a quirky local legend, and now patients come not just for teeth but also for a laugh.