Asda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an ordinary morning in Asda’s parking lot when a delivery driver noticed something strange. The sun had just risen, casting eerie shadows across the empty aisles, and as he backed his truck into its usual spot, he swore he saw a shadowy figure darting between the shelves. Curious, he glanced around but saw no one. Just then, from behind a stack of boxes, came a friendly wave—turning out to be only his neighbor, stocking up on breakfast cereals for the week. ‘Morning!’ she chirped, waving her shopping basket. The delivery driver breathed a sigh of relief, realizing it was just another day at Asda after all.

2. It was just another day at Asda when a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘I’ve seen everything now.’ He’d been unloading crates of canned goods into the back room when he heard something strange coming from the aisles. Curious, he crept closer and saw a neighbour pushing an empty shopping cart, humming happily while rearranging cans of beans. Turns out, the old guy had forgotten which aisle he belonged in again. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘At least he’s having fun.’

3. It was yet another boring afternoon at Asda when a delivery driver grumbled, ‘Why do I always get the aisle with the talking bananas?’ The bananas kept whispering something indistinguishable, but it sounded like they were plotting some kind of fruit revolution. The delivery driver shrugged and continued his rounds, muttering under his breath that maybe he should’ve taken the aisle with the complaining yoghurts instead.

4. A delivery driver was unloading groceries one evening when he asked aloud, ‘Where do these bananas keep disappearing to?’ Suddenly, an old lady appeared from behind a crate and scolded him gently, pointing towards the staff-only door with a twinkle in her eye. 'They go through there,' she whispered knowingly. The driver nodded sheepishly, realizing that Asda's bananas had found their own secret exit.