Asda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were browsing the aisles of Asda supermarket, an elderly gentleman stopped by the dairy section and noticed something peculiar on the milk cartons. Written in bold red letters was the message: ‘Buy two, get one free… but only if you whisper “milkshake” three times.’ Curious, he whispered it once—nothing happened. Twice—still nothing. On his third try, just as he finished saying ‘milkshake,’ a delivery driver passing by exclaimed, ‘Hey, that’s our secret slogan!’ The entire store erupted into laughter, and everyone started whispering along. By the end of the day, every customer had left with extra milk—and a new inside joke.

2. One day in Asda supermarket, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I just saw a ghost pushing a shopping cart!’ Everyone looked around but saw no one. From that moment on, some customers started reporting seeing mysterious figures wandering between shelves. Soon enough, rumors spread like wildfire. A regular customer claimed she overheard two ghosts arguing over whose turn it was to push the cart. Meanwhile, a delivery driver reported spotting a transparent cat following him down aisles. Eventually, someone suggested organizing an impromptu séance—much to everyone’s amusement—and ever since then, Asda became known as the friendliest haunted supermarket around.

3. In Asda supermarket, a little boy pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! The bananas are dancing!’ The mother smiled, leaned down, and gently said, ‘They’re not really dancing, honey. It’s just the way their bunches move when they hang like that.’ Suddenly, an elderly gentleman passing by chuckled and added, ‘Ah, those bananas always seem to put on quite the show!’

4. In Asda supermarket, a customer asked curiously, ‘Why does the milk always seem to be laughing at me?’ A friendly delivery driver overheard and smiled. ‘That’s easy,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. ‘It’s because you’re buying too much!’ The customer laughed, realizing it was just an optical illusion—until he noticed the cheese aisle seemed to be winking back.