Asda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another morning at Asda Supermarket when a delivery driver noticed something odd. While unloading boxes of cereal onto the shelves, he kept hearing faint whispers coming from behind the rows of aisles. Curious but not alarmed, he followed the voices until they led him to an empty corner where old cans of beans were stacked high. Curiously, he peered into the shadows and saw nothing but dusty cans rustling slightly in the breeze. Shrugging it off as his imagination playing tricks, he went back to work. Later that evening, while restocking the same spot, he heard the same soft voice whispering, ‘Thank you for your patience.’ Turns out, it was just the wind whispering through the canned goods.

2. It was an ordinary day at Asda Supermarket when a delivery driver found something peculiar in one of the shopping carts on the parking lot. Curious, he picked it up and discovered an old, dusty jar labeled ‘Free Samples’—but inside was a single, perfectly wrapped cookie. The delivery driver took a bite and immediately felt a strange warmth spreading through his body. He looked around nervously but no one seemed to notice anything unusual. Back home, he shared the mysterious cookie with his neighbor who declared it the best treat she’d ever had. Since then, rumors spread that Asda hides magical cookies for loyal customers.

3. At Asda Supermarket, a regular asked one day: ‘Why does every fifth banana look like it’s wearing a tiny sombrero?’ A nearby delivery driver overheard and replied, ‘That’s because it’s actually an avocado in disguise!’ The regular laughed heartily, realizing the prank, and everyone in line joined in with smiles. Asda became known for its quirky bananas ever since.

4. At Asda Supermarket, a delivery driver one day heard a strange announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our new self-checkout algorithm has been activated. We apologize if your groceries are now judging you.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, but everyone else was scanning their items with smiles on their faces. He scanned his own groceries just to see what would happen—and suddenly, the screen flashed: YOU ARE BEING JUDGED BY YOUR OWN BROCCOLI. The driver burst out laughing, realizing it was just another quirky Asda prank.