Artisan Implants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Artisan Implants with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he swore he heard someone whispering from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only shadows moving around. Turned out it was just a regular cleaning crew finishing their shift. Relieved, the delivery guy knocked on the door, but when none answered, he decided to leave the package outside. The next morning, everyone in town joked that maybe the cleaning crew were actually new employees—artisans of implants who worked better after hours.

2. Early in the morning, when most dentists were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Artisan Implants with an unusual package. The label read simply: ‘For Dr. Smith’s next masterpiece.’ As the sun rose, curious neighbors peered through their blinds and saw Dr. Smith emerge from the clinic with a strange smile on his face. He whispered to himself, 'Finally, something worth showing off!' Later that day, he presented his latest creation—a ceramic coffee mug with perfect teeth—at the local café, much to everyone's amusement.