Westport Family Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Westport Family Dental, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom. But one day, it wasn’t just a reminder for patients—it was something strange: 'Please be advised, our dental chair has developed a new talent. It now hums the first three notes of “Happy Birthday” whenever someone sits down.' A regular patient raised an eyebrow and wondered aloud if it was trying to wish everyone well. Soon enough, the whole town started noticing—the mailman whistled along, the delivery driver sang softly under his breath, even the local baker joined in with his own special tune! Before long, Westport Family Dental became known as the place where you could get more than just a check-up—you might walk out with a smile on your face and a song stuck in your head.

2. At Westport Family Dental, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom. But one foggy dawn, a voice declared: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your friendly neighborhood ghost is here for his twice-yearly cleaning!' The hygienist looked perplexed but smiled and said, ‘Welcome back, Mr. Ghost! Same routine as always?’ The ghost nodded solemnly, and everyone in the waiting room burst into laughter. From then on, it became a Westport Family Dental tradition—everybody knew the ghost was due for his check-up whenever things got too quiet.

3. At Westport Family Dental, every morning begins with an unusual sound. A regular patient swears he hears soft laughter coming from behind the reception desk before the first appointment of the day. One morning, a delivery driver arrives early and overhears whispers in the empty waiting room. Curious, he peers around the corner just in time to see the receptionist pretending to adjust her glasses while giggling into her coffee cup. Turns out, it’s not ghostly laughter but good old-fashioned dental humor—Westport Family Dental’s secret sauce for keeping patients relaxed.

4. At Westport Family Dental, every morning begins with an unexpected message on the intercom. Just as the receptionist is about to open for business, a voice announces: 'Attention patients and staff—today's special flavor of toothpaste is cherry!' One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box labeled ‘Experimental Mint Floss.’ Everyone braced themselves, but when he opened it—a tube of ordinary mint paste fell out. The receptionist smiled sheepishly: ‘It’s always a surprise here!’ Later that week, a regular patient asked if they could try the new flavor… turns out he was allergic to cherries.