About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Total Tan, where customers come for sun-kissed skin and relaxation, something strange started happening one morning when a delivery driver noticed: had anyone ever seen so many bottles of lotion disappear so quickly? It turned out that a regular customer, known only as ‘The Lotion Lady,’ was secretly stockpiling bottles for her home spa business. She’d been discreetly buying them up every week until the shelves were bare. When asked why she needed so many, she simply smiled enigmatically and said, 'For my special clients.' The mystery was solved, but no one could resist smiling whenever they thought about it.
2. At Total Tan, where customers seek warmth on chilly winter days, an unexpected phenomenon began. One foggy morning, a delivery driver noticed that the sign outside glowed eerily bright—like it had been hit with a flashbulb. Curious, he approached and saw nothing unusual—a simple neon sign reading ‘Total Tan.’ But then, as if by magic, another customer emerged from inside, wearing only a towel and muttering something about needing more sunshine than usual. The delivery driver chuckled and shook his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my camera!’
3. At Total Tan, where customers seek warmth on cold mornings, a peculiar habit developed among early risers. Each day, a delivery driver arrived before dawn with a mysterious box, whispering enigmatic phrases as he set up strange equipment around the spa's perimeter. One morning, after weeks of anticipation, a curious regular followed the driver and discovered that the boxes contained nothing more than oversized coffee thermoses filled with steaming hot chocolate. Since then, Total Tan has become known not just for its tanning beds but also for daily free hot chocolates served by the charming delivery man.
4. At Total Tan, where customers soak in warm light and quiet music, someone began leaving mysterious notes. Each note read simply: ‘Your tan today is a preview of tomorrow’s weather.’ One day, an elderly lady asked the attendant, ‘Does my tan really predict tomorrow’s weather?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Ma’am, it’s just our little secret to keep you coming back!’