Tesla

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the Tesla dealership closed its doors, something peculiar began happening in the parking lot. A little boy, visiting with his family, kept pointing and whispering, ‘Daddy, look! The cars are moving!’ The father squinted into the darkness but saw nothing unusual. Suddenly, one of the electric sedans shifted slightly, then another followed suit. The family watched, wide-eyed, as the cars formed a slow-moving line toward the exit. Just then, an exhausted delivery driver emerged from the building, muttering, 'Finally, these guys can park themselves!'

2. At night, when the Tesla dealership closed its doors, something peculiar began happening in the showroom. A small boy, visiting with his family, kept pointing and whispering, 'Mommy, why do these cars blink?' Finally, an attendant approached them and asked what was wrong. The little boy looked up shyly and said, ‘They’re not really cars, are they? They look like robots!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the salesman who realized that sometimes even the most advanced technology can be misunderstood.

3. At night, when the Tesla dealership closed its doors, a mysterious voice started announcing over the loudspeaker: ‘Your future is charging.’ Confused neighbors and late-night visitors soon realized it wasn’t just any ordinary car dealership—it was predicting when their electric cars would be fully charged. One evening, a delivery driver heard the voice and thought his truck was almost full. He drove off without unplugging—only to discover next morning that he’d left the Tesla lot with an empty tank and a big smile on his face. The voice had been right again: his future WAS charging.

4. At night, when the Tesla dealership closed its doors, a curious dog would often wander into the empty lot next door. One evening, as a delivery driver approached the building, he noticed the canine staring intently at something on the ground. Puzzled, the driver bent down and saw a tiny glowing light blinking from beneath one of the cars. Curious, the driver picked up the small device, which hummed softly in his hand. Suddenly, the glowing light changed color, and the dog barked excitedly. A voice from behind said, ‘That’s my new remote starter!’ The embarrassed neighbor laughed, ‘Thanks for finding it—must’ve fallen off my keychain.’