Saint Luke's Convenient Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Saint Luke’s Convenient Care and asked, ‘Do you guys ever see ghosts here?’ The nurse laughed and said, 'Only patients who forget their wallets!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking it was one of those places where ghost stories are born—and maybe it was.

2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Saint Luke’s Convenient Care and announced, ‘I’m here for my annual check-up… and maybe some advice on how to get rid of these pesky birds that keep following me!’ The doctor raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘Birds, you say? Have they ever tried to steal your prescription?’ The old man thought for a moment, then replied with a smile, ‘No, but now I’m not so sure!’ The nurse laughed softly in the background as she prepared his routine blood test.

3. One day, while waiting in line at Saint Luke’s Convenient Care, a regular patient looked around and asked aloud, ‘Do you think they have a special wing for people who keep forgetting why they’re here?’ Just then, an impatient delivery driver interrupted, ‘Actually, I’m here because I forgot where I parked my truck!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe everyone was just trying to remember their own reasons for being there.

4. One afternoon, as a nurse was closing up Saint Luke’s Convenient Care for the day, she heard a strange humming coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, she walked around the desk and found an old vending machine filled with expired snacks. Inside, humming softly, sat a neighborhood parrot who had taken refuge there after being locked out of his cage. The next morning, the staff discovered a note on the door: ‘Thank you for your care!’ signed simply, ‘A grateful bird.’