Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Phillips 66, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, today is your lucky day—we’ve run out of coffee.’ A regular always replies, ‘Not again!’ A delivery driver then yells back, ‘But you ALWAYS say that!’ The regular smiles knowingly, while a neighbor adds, ‘They must be saving it for special occasions.’ And so, another day begins at Phillips 66—a place where coffee runs as scarce as oil during a holiday weekend.

2. At Phillips 66, there's a sign above the cash register that reads: 'If you see something strange happening here, don't panic—just pay for your gas and leave.' One day, a delivery driver asked the attendant, 'What does “strange” mean?' The attendant shrugged and said, ‘Well, it could be anything from a customer speaking another language or an unusual payment method.’ The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully, then added, ‘Guess I’ll just keep my eyes open next time.’ As he walked out, someone whispered behind him, ‘Better watch out for the guy who pays in bananas!’

3. At Phillips 66, whenever a new customer enters, the dog from the adjacent gas station starts barking wildly—only stopping when they buy a bag of treats. One day, an elderly gentleman walked in and ignored the dog’s bark entirely. The canine stared at him intently until he finally said, ‘Boy, I’ve been coming here for years without buying anything. Think it might be time for a change.’ And ever since then, everyone knows that old man gets his free treat every visit.

4. At Phillips 66, everyone wonders why the same old truck keeps pulling up at midnight. Who is that mysterious driver? One night, a friendly neighborhood mailman pulls in, smiling broadly. The attendant asks again: 'Same guy?' Mailman shrugs and says, 'Nope, just delivering happiness!' Everyone cracks up, realizing it’s always been the same familiar face—just with different hats.